Sunday, June 28, 2009
Goodness. I dreamt that I died this morning. Seriously. And at first I was very convinced it wasn't a dream. So much so that in my dream, I tried to get myself to wake up hoping for something good. HAHA! But hell. It was scary man. My horror ended when I woke up. Lucky I woke up. I could see myself on my bed while people are standing around me. -.- The typical deathbed scene. Oh man...
Anyways. Heres 2 conversations I happen to listen to. NOT ON PURPOSE. But they were so loud that I couldn't help but listen.
Convo1
A: Eh today I hiong leh. smoke 1 box. shiok sia.
B: Wahlao one only? I halfway on my second one already. U lousy.
A: Aiya.... can catchup one la.
(WHAT THE HECK?!? Why are people comparing these kind of shit nowadays? Hey. I think this is what they should have said =)
A: Eheh. Today. I smoke 1 packet liao! going to die 1 week earlier!! WOO
B: Wah u so happy for what? im smoking my second week away already.
A: u wait. i catching up
Aint that better.)
Convo2 (This one is from a DotA game I played, It was more of an argument between me and another person)
A: Eh you where not happy? Come meet la knnbcb. wtf la u nbcbnnbcb
Me: Me ah? I very happy. Where got not happy. Owning you very shiok. abcdefghijklmnop
A: u abc what sai?
Me: I donno. U put alphabet at the end of your sentence so i put also lor. only mine is in order.
=) The most epic way of getting back at these people. It will irritate the hell out of them. TRY IT! Anyways. I understood his 'alphabets'. What I don't understand is. Why would they swear in acronyms? Hey. If you said those to a foreigner they would think it was a compliment and smile back at them.
Anyways. Tired. =)
; Think. Not talk.
10:56 PM
